inigoh:

[sets down fancy silver briefcase] [stares everyone in the eyes] i called this meeting here to discuss how amazing i am. this briefcase is filled with pictures of me because i am great. i have prepared a powerpoint on my greatness. take notes

Bryan Cranston accepts the award for outstanding lead actor in a drama series for his work in “Breaking Bad’ at the 66th Primetime Emmy Awards at the Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on Monday, Aug. 25, 2014

wank-stains:

Is tumblr fucking up for anyone else? Like my posts aren’t getting any notes

as-seenon-tv:

I’ve never met Chris Pratt but I trust him

sergeantjbuchanan:

what’s the point in dating people if they’re not sebastian stan

Every Character I LoveCastiel (Supernatural)

“I remember the most remarkable event. Remarkable because it never came to pass. It was averted by two boys, an old drunk, and a fallen angel. The grand story, and we ripped up the ending, and the rules, and destiny, leaving nothing but freedom and choice. Which is all well and good, except… but what if I’ve made the wrong choice?”

kill the idea that openly caring characters are boring

set on fire the line of thought that dictates that altruism is a bad thing and that selfishness/sassiness is an inherently more appealing and ‘~intricate~’ quality than an affectionate nature

smash and bury the concept of the false equivalency between angst and complexity

kindness and empathy are not synonyms for “blandness” and “lack of personality”

"I’m terrible at goodbyes. But sleep soundly, in the knowledge that I just wanna be yours, baby." (Alex Turner, Reading Festival, 23.08.2014)

percychekov:

okay but imagine Thor and Jane being all domestic, living together or at least to some extent playing house, and imagine them getting into huge fights where things get heated and Jane starts to use her knowledge of mythology for some sick burns.

"of course, OF COURSE i can’t talk sense with a man who tRIED TO DRINK AN OCEAN

"THAT WAS ONE TIME"

  • me talking to little kids: oh hey man wow I like your shoes they light up! No way I wish I had some like that, I bet they make you run so fast!!
  • me talking to older people: I'm not really sure what it is I want to do with my life, but I figure that as long as I'm happy it can't be that bad
  • me talking to people my age: well howdily doodily my fellow young people, what's hip hop happening over here? I'm just off to inject a meth and listen to an MTV if you youngsters are 'down' also haha look at that lingo, golly gosh what a time to be alive

Taissa Farmiga attends the 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards.

strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

Why is the rum always gone?

LLMNS