[sets down fancy silver briefcase] [stares everyone in the eyes] i called this meeting here to discuss how amazing i am. this briefcase is filled with pictures of me because i am great. i have prepared a powerpoint on my greatness. take notes
Is tumblr fucking up for anyone else? Like my posts aren’t getting any notes
I’ve never met Chris Pratt but I trust him
what’s the point in dating people if they’re not sebastian stan
kill the idea that openly caring characters are boring
set on fire the line of thought that dictates that altruism is a bad thing and that selfishness/sassiness is an inherently more appealing and ‘~intricate~’ quality than an affectionate nature
smash and bury the concept of the false equivalency between angst and complexity
kindness and empathy are not synonyms for “blandness” and “lack of personality”
okay but imagine Thor and Jane being all domestic, living together or at least to some extent playing house, and imagine them getting into huge fights where things get heated and Jane starts to use her knowledge of mythology for some sick burns.
"of course, OF COURSE i can’t talk sense with a man who tRIED TO DRINK AN OCEAN”
"THAT WAS ONE TIME"
kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”
"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"