“In my 20s, I was not only boy crazy, but marriage and relationship crazy. Now it’s almost the opposite. My work is so rewarding and I’m so self-centred about it that I’m kind of excited about not having to go home and ask someone about their day.”

ammit420:

in hindsight i shouldnt have poured boxed wine and vodka into my can of 4loko last night but on the other hand this body is merely a flesh vessel for my stardust to experience other stardust

-noticeableabsence-:

I have more otps than life ambitions

You live on a slippery slope, kid, and for some reason you can’t stop doing rain dances.

kosmotis:

do not pity the dead, harry, pity the living, and above all those who think feminism means hating men.

Paolo Sebastian Haute Couture A/W (2014/15)

by (via slapmytitties)
I would but #brokecollegestudent

grahamnashofficial:

wow i can’t believe they named a whole planet after freddie mercury

demundean:

you know what kills me, what really haunts my deepest darkest dreams? harry using lumos at privet drive in prisoner of azkaban to do his homework. WARNER BROTHERS! Harry Potter WAS NOT ALLOWED TO DO MAGIC OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL. THAT’S WHY HE RAN AWAY AFTER BLOWING UP HIS FUCKING AUNT. Do you understand the MAJOR continuity problem in your adaptation of this billion-dollar book series? DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

LLMNS