Get to dump a bucket of ice water on myself later. Woo!

pensversusswords:

I would very happily watch a full length feature film of just the avengers living together and being complete goobers 

F.R.I.E.N.D.S + vacations

sorelatable:

hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess u didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so

We have no time for sorrows, Commander.
  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

cheesoisuncool:

new traffic light color ideas

  • purple: turn around and go back
  • mega green: like green except greener. it means that you have to double go.
  • cyan: apply your turbo boosters and do a cool drift or get arrested by the car law
  • black: sucks you into a cyber vortex where you have to do a bonus stage road and collect rings

jarulest:

women: *are killed, beaten, raped, and put down constantly for hundreds of years just for being women*

woman who is also a feminist: *cracks a joke about men on the internet*

men: ”see this is the problem with feminism it promotes hate speech they’re no better than sexist men why can’t i punch women in the face and why does the guy have to pay on dates #equalitarianism”

"Don’t dream it, be it."

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

jesuschristofficial:

I support gay rights and gay lefts, I support gay ups and downs, basically any direction a gay can go

psyducked:

do you ever wonder how many people have had a crush on you and never told you

LLMNS